Oh yeah!, I forgot...
Imagine having a crap, and one minute later being as sparkling clean as if you had just had a shower on a sunny spring morning.
Now imagine having a crap and smearing it around with toilet paper. I need say no more.
I will have a bidet if I ever own my personal residence again.
And if the subject ever comes up in polite conversation and I am asked if I still do it like a caveman, I will respond, "Yes, but only if there is no access to a bidet!", "Hellooo?!".



